Monday, July 13, 2015

ZODIAC SIGNS

(Last part of previous post Zodiac Signs)

LIBRA – You guys are the social butterflies of the zodiac. You always want someone with you, even to do something as simple as walking the dog. LOL. You have THE most best smile. You always look hot, even if you wear braces, glasses, bad clothes you still look hot. I mean I can't look at you without losing breath. Well you know how charming you all are that’s why you try to flirt with everyone. Like EVERYONE it's ridiculous.  Still you end up all alone. Why because you can never make up your mind. *Raises eyebrows*.  Yes, you all are painfully indecisive, sorry, but seriously you need to settle down and stop with the flings. You need to learn to fall in love with a person, not just the idea of falling in love.  Few of you have NOTORIOUS voices. I mean I remember one of my Libra friends only because of her voice. She has this habit of starting an argument just for the fun of it, because she love debating and she know how to push anyone’s buttons. *Shaking head*. But she is very sweet she never let anyone feel left out or neglected, and that is one of my favorite things about her. I guess all Librans are like that, they can even laughs in serious situations ALL the time.  You guys are so warm and so loud it’s hilarious. You love to love which makes people naturally drawn to you. You all make people feel comfortable and always give compliments. You guys treat people so fairly, I feel like I don’t appreciate that enough.  You are the whole package: brains and beauty. I wish I had your good taste in style. And also I want to steal all your clothes, *cough* you naturally glamorous person, you.

SCORPIO – This sign intrigues me a lot. I mean what a beautiful, fascinating being you are. You cutie!  I always wish to have you in my life.  You have got those eyes that consume me whole like a river swallowing and drowning my body, extracting the air from my lungs. I don't know why this is so, but most of the people in my life-‘guys and gals-‘generally fall into this astrological sign. You are my favourite always. Oh Scorpio please get out of my mind!! You adorable scoundrel, you! There is nothing more beautiful than a conversation with a scorpion about life.  You guys can look into other people’s soul, probably will rip it out of their body. You love knowing everyone else's secrets but don’t tell anyone yours. You are super-sensitive, private, secretive & possessive. But sometimes uncomfortable comforting people who are crying. You want to be in control of your surroundings and your environment. Okay. You guys are always awake, I mean do you sleep at all? Maybe that is the reason you guys look a lot like a murderer. Bwahahahahhaha! You are usually quiet, but some of you are loud and outgoing. You put passion into everything you do. You have a lot of goals in life and are very ambitious, workaholics & competitive. You are very sarcastic and funny. Easily get jealous and have a good memory.  You all are incredibly loyal and generous. Unless, of course, if someone betray you (real or in your own mind) and then that person is dead to you. DEAD *gives stern look*.  How mysterious you all are I means you guys should come with some kind of instruction books! LOL. Ok now answer me this isn’t it getting lonely? Tell me who left you so broken that now your eyes would cut deeper than any knife you have ever picked up.  Close your eyes breathe. The pain will pass soon. I know trusting someone is hard, but not everyone leaves. You shouldn't always assume the worst. And if someone leaves learn to be OK with this. You don't have to scream when you're hurt. Stop thinking you are more unlucky than everyone else. Don't be so aggressive with your affection, friends love you, stop worrying about that, but they would love you even more if you occasionally compliment them. It’s not that tough, showing affection is not that tough, try it sometimes, okai.    

             
SAGITTARIUS – I guess you are the coolest sign of all, so open minded, philosophical and adventures, so entertaining and fun to be around.  You are a traveller.  Every day is an adventure and life is a race to you and I envy that. I just wana travel the world and have deep conversation with you guys. They told you to stay away from trouble but honestly, I think trouble should stay away from you *toothy grin*. What a satisfying way to live, always ready to party & fun. I know you’ll look back on your life and smile because you did everything you wanted to do. You guys make people laugh even when they are having a bad day. You guys are so flipping happy all of the time it’s actually scary, lol. But you guys talk a lot. Always blahablahblahblah can you please shut up. Ok no, please don’t shut up because your voice, like it's so calming!! Yeah really you have such a beautiful singing voice but you use it more often for yelling at people or blabbering.  I means just calm down. You don't always need to be all over the place with your energy.  You don't have to say everything you think.  Sometimes you guys are very cruel with your humor, maybe you are hiding your inner fear. I know there is so much going on in your head that you can’t explain to anyone, and I just wish I knew how to explain to you that so many of your problems will be ironed out by time. Let other people help you when you need it. Locking yourself up in your house during stressful times will not fix the situation. Your friends care about you, so you don't need to be so secretive about your feelings and what is going on in your life.  I love love love how you guys get treated like shit by loser people who didn’t deserve you but you still manage to get up and keep going. And that’s the thing, keep loving life. You have many admirers. Appreciate things while they're still here. They’re also really good at distracting you from your problems. Commitment is terrifying for you, I know, but you know what opening up is okay, especially when you meet that special someone, with whom you have the urge to run away, stick with them because it will make you happy. *HUGS*.

CAPRICORN – They say ‘home isn't always the place with the welcome mat at the front door but home is an idea or feeling you get when around certain people,’ I think this saying suits all you Capricorn(s). Because you guys make the people close to you feel like they have a home in you. You guys are so honest and nice to people. You are like a big brother always protecting people with your best business or practical advice. You know how to negotiate and you all are very resourceful! I wish more people were truly genuine like you are my dear goat. But you don’t show your emotions much and some people think that you have a heart of stone and you are a little cold or boring. I wish more people got to know you that you are not boring and that you are actually the opposite of that and how funny and sharing you all are. Yes you are honestly the most-funniest person I know *hands down*. Also, you are very talented and creative and most people don't know that about you. And there is no need to be sarcastic when accepting compliments, you really are fucking beautiful. You have an earthy mysterious look to you that attract a lot of people. And I love how your eyebrows furrow when you concentrate *smiles warmly*.  But tell me why are you so cool and calm all the time? How long have you been faking a smile to hold back all the pain? I know you all are pretty good at handling breakups. But don't be so hard on yourself. Harboring a sea of anger is never healthy.   You know what you don't have to be good at everything and always have it together. People breakdown at some point and it's completely normal. OKAI.

AQUARIUS : I swear you guys would be the best person to have as a sibling, best friend, spouse, whatever. You are such a good listener and you warm my heart whenever we talk. You have a great spirit about you, you know? I love going on late night walks with you because you’re never dull. Your wide eyes and thoughtfulness are mesmerizing. You are a free spirit close to home and your love doesn’t go unnoticed by anyone. You people are really fun to be around because you are so chill & will usually be down to do whatever.  You guys seem kinda like a know-it-all but I think you do it because you want to share what you know so that others can know it too. Your phone’s battery is always low because you are always on your phones. Few of you speak loudly, as if you are angry or yelling. You are stubborn, but you are also kind and compassionate. You are like a rose covered with thorns, so no-one can hurt you without harming themselves. But you know what it’s not necessary to be sarcastic all the time and insult others. Not all people are bad. Sometimes people actually want to have an honest conversation with you. They actually care about you. So don't keep everything bottled up. It's okay to open up. I know you can take care of yourself, but thing is, you don’t have to. You are not alone. Tell someone that you love them, and ask someone why they love you. You'd be surprised at what they say *blushes sweetly*.

PISCES –You have got this look in your eyes, that makes me want to take your hand and never let it go. You guys dream the imaginary world of happy people and happy endings. You don’t like to read books by their cover – you actually appreciate personality.  You enjoy being alone thinking something or about someone or even talking to God. Yes you talk to God daily, please don’t lie. You speak of posies, whisker woo-woo's, and butterfly kisses. You guys always look lost/confused, and your mouth is usually open to some degree as well. You guys are the best shoulder to cry on in the world.  You guys needs a lot of ‘ME’ time to gather thoughts and feel productive. You make friends so easily, because you are always curious to know everything, and you end up asking so many questions *scratches head*. And your hugs, *swoon* your hugs are the gift from the God. You guys are little oversensitive. And by little I mean a lot. I mean if all of a sudden your Pisces friend stop talking to you it means you have hurt them. Be careful with your words because Pisces take insults very personally, and don’t recover from them for a while. Though it’s not possible to make a Pisces angry, because they are always happy and chill out. But if they get angry, they become harsh, stubborn, and basically cut off all the contacts with others and ignore them. It’s a little frightening, lol!  May I ask you this? Why are you so hypnotic, the way your eyes shine, OMG. Ah...Pisces! You are such beautiful people. People easily fall in love with your adorable personality and your crazy sense of humour, so don't doubt yourself. You are absolutely amazing, no need to worry about people hating you. You are such a cutie, but no need to be so emotional. I know you want everyone to be happy, but not everyone can be all the time. And tell me why can’t you forget them? Is it because they promised they would never leave, or a part of you still has hope, that they will come back? You know what you need to learn ‘how to forget’. You got the forgive part down but, honey, you gotta forget sometimes too. With a heart as soft as yours I think angels could fall asleep in your chest, but sometimes wolves find it amusing to dress like sheep and prey on lambs like you. Keep your eyes open for these people. One more thing why you are always sleepy, I mean, you guys can fall asleep anywhere or everywhere (how you do that? It’s impressive) *facepalm*.

P.S : My sign is Pisces :)




Monday, July 6, 2015

ZODIAC SIGNS


CANCER – You guys can be a mom, a dad and a baby at the same time.  Few of you have a puppy dog face or just a child-like look. And geez...hands down...you guys take emotions to the EXTREME!! Like you got permanent mood swings, you can go from extremely happy, than fall straight into a pit of deep depression. You guys can cry over something that nobody else finds that sad, and can laugh hysterically when nobody else really thinks it’s funny.  And if someone pissed you off, you hide in your closed-minded shell for your entire lives. *Goose fucking bumps*. If you are home alone you prefer to clean your entire home but fails why because you find something nostalgic so you either started crying or laughing until your cheekbones and stomach hurt. You remember everybody’s birthdays, phone numbers, anniversary, everything. *Hands down*. Anyone that says Cancers are weak crybabies, shut up, they're so fucking strong. You have a serious sweet tooth like you put so much sugar in the coffee that it doesn’t even taste like coffee. But you all are super cute like kissable cute. A hand in hand stroll through the moonlight is made only for you guys.  And I just love the way you guys flirt like you give compliments, then backs off, then compliments again, then backs off, then compli…super cuties you all are I just wana keep you all in my pocket and  protect you from all the harshness of the world. *Bear Hugs*


LEO – My mom and one of my best friends is Leo. So I know a lot about this sign. Most of you guys are runway-model tall (even my mom is 5.7”), you look a little like lions, cats or monkeys *Giggles*. Big eyes often curly hair & high cheekbones. You have this loud dramatic voices, as if you are pissed off or something, just so that everyone around notice you. You love making loud entrance in parties, wearing your favourite flashy clothes or bright colors so nobody can miss you walking by, you love the limelight and you all are the LIFE of the parties. You can dance like mad but somehow manage to earn a standing ovation. Being around you is like being around a celebrity. Everyone wants to take pictures with you even people you have never seen around. It’s impossible to not to have a good time with you and people can't get enough of you.  I love your positive outlook on life. It's like you're never depressed. Or at least I wouldn't think so. your hands are at your own throat because you are too generous and you have been taken for granted one too many times. Stop ripping yourself apart just to keep others whole. And please for God’s sake stop going through all those guilt trips and delete all old texts messages, photographs, emails that you have saved of your ex’s. You know you don’t need that. You are worth more than your protruding collarbones. You don't deserve the world, you deserve the whole universe. You are the best, and caring and super-duper funny. *Cough* Ehh now stop checking your hair in the mirror. *Cough*.


VIRGO -  You wear your heart on your sleeve like it’s a fashion statement. Though it’s not a bad thing but sooner or later someone will tug on it or maybe it can get torn off by a rabid dog who can also eat your heart and then you will die. *Sorry not sorry*.  As you guys read too much, I’m sure you must have read this saying, “You can't fix people who don't want to be fixed and most importantly, you can't love someone who doesn't want to be loved”, this line is specifically written for you.  If you don’t agree with me than tell me why do you look away when someone makes eye contact with you? Do you see your EXs in them? *whatever stop it* Sweep them under the rug and forget them. Few people are better off forgotten. Stop planning and over-analyzing stuff, just go with it. Life is a lot more fun, if sometimes you just let loose. I want you to remember that you are a flower that was born in the midst of a drought. You are destined for lovely things. Stop incessantly worrying about everything, you are just making simple things seem overly complicated.  Just remember time heals all wounds. I live by that, and you’re gonna find someone someday who’s gonna make you forget all the rest. *Hugs* .

To be continued......

Thursday, July 2, 2015

ZODIAC SIGNS

Few things I found extremely fascinating like:-

Reiki :- It’s stupendous how even a simple touch can heal the body, mind and the soul. I would love to trade my left kidney to learn this secret art of inviting happiness. LOL :D

Tarot cards:- Nothing seems more overwhelming than the thoughts about what will happen in the future. Tarot cards can answer most of the questions related to future. Well, I don't know how true they are, I just love the way these tarot card readers dress up. Lots of dangly jewelery, loose, colourful clothing. Scarf around forehead, lots of wrist bracelets. And that dark and cryptic atmosphere, with lots of candles, crystal ball & scent of musky incense.  I would love to just disappear into this hypnotizing atmosphere, and never be found again.

Numerology :- Each number has cosmic vibration and positive & negative features. Number 1 to 9 has a significant effect on everything around us, including we ourselves. Isn’t it interesting?

Astrology :- Astrology is the absolute, most mind-wrenchingly, perfect combination of the cosmos and Psychology. There are many similarities between people and their astrological sign. Some people are quite easy to read with their zodiac signs, others are just as mysterious as Mona Lisa's smile.

Ahhh,  I'm way too influenced by these things specially Astrology. I like astrology. It makes sense to me. Trying to explain why it makes sense would be kind of like trying to explain what the color red is, though. It’s like whenever I meet someone, I do notice myself asking the question – what star sign are you. LOL. I have all 12 zodiac signs present in my life. I love them all. They all are unique.  So, on the basis of their behavior, temperament and mood swings I’m writing some fun stuff of every zodiac signs. Do let me know if you find the facts about your sun sign accurate or not. 

ARIES : The first sign of the zodiac. You guys are totally obsessed with yourself, you don’t even need anyone around and you don't care what others might think of you.  You have deep voice, deep like an endless well. I wish I could hear how you sound when you wake up or how you sound when you are drifting off to sleep or when you are angry and shouting at others. *Ahem*. You guys get mad easily, but able to switch back to an excited kid 5 seconds later. That’s the thing I love about Aries, they are babies. *Heart melts*. By the way are you hurt? If yes, then look around, everyone is hurt. If no, then also look around, don’t isolate yourself. Open the door and breathe. Locking yourself in your room will give you cobwebs and dust in the hidden corners of your heart. Remember that all the butterflies you once had are dead now, and your heart is not their graveyard. Enjoy life, talk to people and make friends, not just drinking buddies but lifetime buddies. And BTW not everyone wants to attack you. Some people are just craving for your hot hugs. So give them a chance to come near to you. Learn to trust again & again & again. Learn to smile again. <3

TAURUS – You guys can talk a lot, for hours…and hours…and hours and the way you guys talk is just mesmerizing, so polite, so refined, like the one you are talking to is a blessing dropping down from the gloomy darken cloud on a hot Sunday afternoon. And your laughter, OMG its kinda loud, attention-seeking laugh and I love the crinkles beneath your eyes when you smile.  And you all are foody, I mean food is a thing that comes before love for you. Even if you are doing exercise, you do it just to eat that whole lot of pizza that you just ordered. Few of you are grammar nazi, well it’s not a bad thing though. You all are generous, funny and an extremely enjoyable company. And my goodness when you are angry you ignore the hell out of a person and acts really immature, and cold and distant. Its kinda scary, lol. Ok now tell me why you Tauruians take forever to read feelings and then take forever to accept them.. than take FOREVER to get married. Forever! Don’t you think it’s already too late?  And girls if you have crush on Taurus man, wear dresses, good makeup and hairstyle, coz they are not someone who get impressed with your casual T-shirt & Jeans style, with messy bun and no makeup look. I know its lot of hard work, but you can do that for your Taurus man, after all they are the perfect marriage material, they give so damn Passionate hugs that we all secretly wish to last a while or maybe forever *giggles*.

GEMINI – People says that you have two sides, but I would say you have too many sides to count. You have plan A or B or C..D..E..F.G..H….all the plans always ready. You have a strange way of guessing the words before they will slip out of someone’s lips. You are clever, intelligent, nature lovers. You are the mystery of constellations.  You are good looking people and you know that. That’s why you take lots of selfies. Your hair always looks perfect. But you are very bad in hugging. Learn how to hug okai, and learn how to love and also learn to choose the right people to love instead of choosing multiple people for each of your personality coz multiple people causes trouble and creates chaos. I know you guys fall in love way too fast and too hard, that's why when you fall out of love, you are left recklessly abandoned, utterly fucked. It’s not that you don't know how to deal with people, it’s just that no one has ever taken the time to deal with you. How I wish I could sneak up to your house right now and give you a great big hug, listen all your sob stories and tell you that everything's gonna be alright. *Sigh!!! Stares off dreamily into the distance*. 
                                                                                                                                                                         
                                                                      *To be continued...*