ZODIAC SIGNS

CANCER – You guys can be a mom, a dad and a baby at the same time.  Few of you have a puppy dog face or just a child-like look. And geez...hands down...you guys take emotions to the EXTREME!! Like you got permanent mood swings, you can go from extremely happy, than fall straight into a pit of deep depression. You guys can cry over something that nobody else finds that sad, and can laugh hysterically when nobody else really thinks it’s funny.  And if someone pissed you off, you hide in your closed-minded shell for your entire lives. *Goose fucking bumps*. If you are home alone you prefer to clean your entire home but fails why because you find something nostalgic so you either started crying or laughing until your cheekbones and stomach hurt. You remember everybody’s birthdays, phone numbers, anniversary, everything. *Hands down*. Anyone that says Cancers are weak crybabies, shut up, they're so fucking strong. You have a serious sweet tooth like you put so much sugar in the coffee that it doesn’t even taste like coffee. But you all are super cute like kissable cute. A hand in hand stroll through the moonlight is made only for you guys.  And I just love the way you guys flirt like you give compliments, then backs off, then compliments again, then backs off, then compli…super cuties you all are I just wana keep you all in my pocket and  protect you from all the harshness of the world. *Bear Hugs*

LEO – My mom and one of my best friends is Leo. So I know a lot about this sign. Most of you guys are runway-model tall (even my mom is 5.7”), you look a little like lions, cats or monkeys *Giggles*. Big eyes often curly hair & high cheekbones. You have this loud dramatic voices, as if you are pissed off or something, just so that everyone around notice you. You love making loud entrance in parties, wearing your favourite flashy clothes or bright colors so nobody can miss you walking by, you love the limelight and you all are the LIFE of the parties. You can dance like mad but somehow manage to earn a standing ovation. Being around you is like being around a celebrity. Everyone wants to take pictures with you even people you have never seen around. It’s impossible to not to have a good time with you and people can't get enough of you.  I love your positive outlook on life. It's like you're never depressed. Or at least I wouldn't think so. your hands are at your own throat because you are too generous and you have been taken for granted one too many times. Stop ripping yourself apart just to keep others whole. And please for God’s sake stop going through all those guilt trips and delete all old texts messages, photographs, emails that you have saved of your ex’s. You know you don’t need that. You are worth more than your protruding collarbones. You don't deserve the world, you deserve the whole universe. You are the best, and caring and super-duper funny. *Cough* Ehh now stop checking your hair in the mirror. *Cough*.

VIRGO -  You wear your heart on your sleeve like it’s a fashion statement. Though it’s not a bad thing but sooner or later someone will tug on it or maybe it can get torn off by a rabid dog who can also eat your heart and then you will die. *Sorry not sorry*.  As you guys read too much, I’m sure you must have read this saying, “You can't fix people who don't want to be fixed and most importantly, you can't love someone who doesn't want to be loved”, this line is specifically written for you.  If you don’t agree with me than tell me why do you look away when someone makes eye contact with you? Do you see your EXs in them? *whatever stop it* Sweep them under the rug and forget them. Few people are better off forgotten. Stop planning and over-analyzing stuff, just go with it. Life is a lot more fun, if sometimes you just let loose. I want you to remember that you are a flower that was born in the midst of a drought. You are destined for lovely things. Stop incessantly worrying about everything, you are just making simple things seem overly complicated.  Just remember time heals all wounds. I live by that, and you’re gonna find someone someday who’s gonna make you forget all the rest. *Hugs* .

To be continued......

ZODIAC SIGNS

Few things I found extremely fascinating like:-

Reiki :- It’s stupendous how even a simple touch can heal the body, mind and the soul. I would love to trade my left kidney to learn this secret art of inviting happiness. LOL :D

Tarot cards:- Nothing seems more overwhelming than the thoughts about what will happen in the future. Tarot cards can answer most of the questions related to future. Well, I don't know how true they are, I just love the way these tarot card readers dress up. Lots of dangly jewelery, loose, colourful clothing. Scarf around forehead, lots of wrist bracelets. And that dark and cryptic atmosphere, with lots of candles, crystal ball & scent of musky incense.  I would love to just disappear into this hypnotizing atmosphere, and never be found again.

Numerology :- Each number has cosmic vibration and positive & negative features. Number 1 to 9 has a significant effect on everything around us, including we ourselves. Isn’t it interesting?

Astrology :- Astrology is the absolute, most mind-wrenchingly, perfect combination of the cosmos and Psychology. There are many similarities between people and their astrological sign. Some people are quite easy to read with their zodiac signs, others are just as mysterious as Mona Lisa's smile.

Ahhh,  I'm way too influenced by these things specially Astrology. I like astrology. It makes sense to me. Trying to explain why it makes sense would be kind of like trying to explain what the color red is, though. It’s like whenever I meet someone, I do notice myself asking the question – what star sign are you. LOL. I have all 12 zodiac signs present in my life. I love them all. They all are unique.  So, on the basis of their behavior, temperament and mood swings I’m writing some fun stuff of every zodiac signs. Do let me know if you find the facts about your sun sign accurate or not. 

ARIES : The first sign of the zodiac. You guys are totally obsessed with yourself, you don’t even need anyone around and you don't care what others might think of you.  You have deep voice, deep like an endless well. I wish I could hear how you sound when you wake up or how you sound when you are drifting off to sleep or when you are angry and shouting at others. *Ahem*. You guys get mad easily, but able to switch back to an excited kid 5 seconds later. That’s the thing I love about Aries, they are babies. *Heart melts*. By the way are you hurt? If yes, then look around, everyone is hurt. If no, then also look around, don’t isolate yourself. Open the door and breathe. Locking yourself in your room will give you cobwebs and dust in the hidden corners of your heart. Remember that all the butterflies you once had are dead now, and your heart is not their graveyard. Enjoy life, talk to people and make friends, not just drinking buddies but lifetime buddies. And BTW not everyone wants to attack you. Some people are just craving for your hot hugs. So give them a chance to come near to you. Learn to trust again & again & again. Learn to smile again. <3

TAURUS – You guys can talk a lot, for hours…and hours…and hours and the way you guys talk is just mesmerizing, so polite, so refined, like the one you are talking to is a blessing dropping down from the gloomy darken cloud on a hot Sunday afternoon. And your laughter, OMG its kinda loud, attention-seeking laugh and I love the crinkles beneath your eyes when you smile.  And you all are foody, I mean food is a thing that comes before love for you. Even if you are doing exercise, you do it just to eat that whole lot of pizza that you just ordered. Few of you are grammar nazi, well it’s not a bad thing though. You all are generous, funny and an extremely enjoyable company. And my goodness when you are angry you ignore the hell out of a person and acts really immature, and cold and distant. Its kinda scary, lol. Ok now tell me why you Tauruians take forever to read feelings and then take forever to accept them.. than take FOREVER to get married. Forever! Don’t you think it’s already too late?  And girls if you have crush on Taurus man, wear dresses, good makeup and hairstyle, coz they are not someone who get impressed with your casual T-shirt & Jeans style, with messy bun and no makeup look. I know its lot of hard work, but you can do that for your Taurus man, after all they are the perfect marriage material, they give so damn Passionate hugs that we all secretly wish to last a while or maybe forever *giggles*.

GEMINI – People says that you have two sides, but I would say you have too many sides to count. You have plan A or B or C..D..E..F.G..H….all the plans always ready. You have a strange way of guessing the words before they will slip out of someone’s lips. You are clever, intelligent, nature lovers. You are the mystery of constellations.  You are good looking people and you know that. That’s why you take lots of selfies. Your hair always looks perfect. But you are very bad in hugging. Learn how to hug okai, and learn how to love and also learn to choose the right people to love instead of choosing multiple people for each of your personality coz multiple people causes trouble and creates chaos. I know you guys fall in love way too fast and too hard, that's why when you fall out of love, you are left recklessly abandoned, utterly fucked. It’s not that you don't know how to deal with people, it’s just that no one has ever taken the time to deal with you. How I wish I could sneak up to your house right now and give you a great big hug, listen all your sob stories and tell you that everything's gonna be alright. *Sigh!!! Stares off dreamily into the distance*. 

                                                                                                                                                                         

                                                                      *To be continued...*

Simple Rant

I love tea and I love books. I like it when the steam from my cup of tea fogs up my glasses and I have to put down my book for a second just so I can wipe them. I love reading. Reading stories. Stories of love, loss, war, dreams, causalities, especially love, which will make me, think of possibilities and hope and you. Yes you. You will never think of me like I think of you. A song on the radio and I think of you, I hear a baby laugh and I think of you, all the good things in life and I think of you, we will never be together still I think of you, I can't help myself but I think of you, I think of you with everything I do cause everything reminds me of you, I can almost see your face…………I see your face everywhere, I see you in the moving clouds, in the sunset, in the wind, in stars, in lake, in trees, in crowds, in streets, in malls, I see your face on everyone, anything & everything even in my cup of tea. I guess some people aren't my cup of tea. But you are my cup of tea. I love you like I love tea and I love books. I like it when the steam from my cup of tea fogs up my glasses and I have to put down my book for a second Just so I can wipe them. I love reading… Reading stories ………..