CANCER – You guys can be a mom, a dad and a baby at the same time. Few of you have a puppy dog face or just a child-like look. And geez...hands down...you guys take emotions to the EXTREME!! Like you got permanent mood swings, you can go from extremely happy, than fall straight into a pit of deep depression. You guys can cry over something that nobody else finds that sad, and can laugh hysterically when nobody else really thinks it’s funny. And if someone pissed you off, you hide in your closed-minded shell for your entire lives. *Goose fucking bumps*. If you are home alone you prefer to clean your entire home but fails why because you find something nostalgic so you either started crying or laughing until your cheekbones and stomach hurt. You remember everybody’s birthdays, phone numbers, anniversary, everything. *Hands down*. Anyone that says Cancers are weak crybabies, shut up, they're so fucking strong. You have a serious sweet tooth like you put so much sugar in the coffee that it doesn’t even taste like coffee. But you all are super cute like kissable cute. A hand in hand stroll through the moonlight is made only for you guys. And I just love the way you guys flirt like you give compliments, then backs off, then compliments again, then backs off, then compli…super cuties you all are I just wana keep you all in my pocket and protect you from all the harshness of the world. *Bear Hugs*
LEO – My mom and one of my best friends is Leo. So I
know a lot about this sign. Most of you guys are runway-model tall (even my mom
is 5.7”), you look a little like lions, cats or monkeys *Giggles*. Big eyes often
curly hair & high cheekbones. You have this loud dramatic voices, as if you
are pissed off or something, just so that everyone around notice you. You love
making loud entrance in parties, wearing your favourite flashy clothes or
bright colors so nobody can miss you walking by, you love the limelight and you
all are the LIFE of the parties. You can dance like mad but somehow manage to earn
a standing ovation. Being around you is like being around a celebrity. Everyone
wants to take pictures with you even people you have never seen around. It’s
impossible to not to have a good time with you and people can't get enough of
you. I love your positive outlook on life. It's like you're never depressed.
Or at least I wouldn't think so. your hands are at your own throat because you
are too generous and you have been taken for granted one too many times. Stop
ripping yourself apart just to keep others whole. And please for God’s sake stop
going through all those guilt trips and delete all old texts messages,
photographs, emails that you have saved of your ex’s. You know you don’t need
that. You are worth more than your protruding collarbones. You don't
deserve the world, you deserve the whole universe. You are the best, and caring
and super-duper funny. *Cough* Ehh now stop checking your hair in the mirror. *Cough*.
VIRGO - You wear
your heart on your sleeve like it’s a fashion statement. Though it’s not a bad
thing but sooner or later someone will tug on it or maybe it can get torn off
by a rabid dog who can also eat your heart and then you will die. *Sorry not
sorry*. As you guys read too much, I’m
sure you must have read this saying, “You can't fix people who don't want to be
fixed and most importantly, you can't love someone who doesn't want to be loved”,
this line is specifically written for you. If you don’t agree with me than tell me why do
you look away when someone makes eye contact with you? Do you see your EXs in
them? *whatever stop it* Sweep them under the rug and forget them. Few people
are better off forgotten. Stop planning and over-analyzing stuff, just go
with it. Life is a lot more fun, if sometimes you just let loose. I want you to
remember that you are a flower that was born in the midst of a drought. You are
destined for lovely things. Stop incessantly worrying about everything, you are
just making simple things seem overly complicated. Just remember time
heals all wounds. I live by that, and you’re gonna find someone someday who’s
gonna make you forget all the rest. *Hugs* .
To be continued......
