Why brothers are so annoying.
No question mark after this line coz it’s not a question, it’s a statement, why?? Coz my brother, is a complete torture, a monster, diplomat and pathological liar. He tries to be uptight and mature and assumes that I can't make any right choices for myself. He shows as if he is elder, to me, or to mom, or to dad, or to neighbours or to everyone everywhere. He is that egoistic and rude that he never say goodbye while hanging up the phone. He fights with me every time, and when I say fight, I mean it quite literally. Most of the time we got into heated argument which led to us trying to pull each other's hairs out.
(You know I want you to be changed, to changed into a good brother, but I know you never gona change rather you gona be more hypocrite. But still I want to tell you your most annoying habits:-
I just don’t understand the fun in hiding my things, no tell me what’s the fun, is it a game where you gona be rewarded if you win. Is it? Tell me?
Why you always watch those TV shows, which I just can’t stand. I mean why not something entertaining and meaningful?
What’s the point of Staying on the computer all day long?? Don’t you think others in the house might also need computer at times, your name is not studded anywhere I guess?
You don’t have friends, that’s your problem, but why you have problems with my friends, why you always make noises while am talking on phone??
What is the fun in locking the door or turning off the lights when am in bathroom?
Why you stay in toilet for ages, don’t you have any productive work to do ?
What’s with landing into my room straight from the gym? After workout you smell that bad that I can smell you from a mile away.
Why you always act as if you don’t care, I mean I know you are there with me always when I need you.
And now the mother of all, I hate your remark that I am adopted. Why you keep on convincing me that I am adopted?
Okai enough of complaints though you have some good qualities too, god knows from where you got good habits, might be you get this hereditary from me only, whatever, I wanted to tell you that also:-
I love it when you go miles for buying Maggie for me, (though I know you are selfish you gona eat more then shared amount) still I feel good.
I love it when you look after me and home well in the absence of mom dad.
Only two qualities you have, I can’t help it, I wanted to write more but you don’t have any quality. Well if you work on the above bad qualities am sure you will be a good brother one day and our bond will be unbreakable. Otherwise also our relation is unbreakable I guess! Though we have differences and that will remain forever, but if you work on the above points the differences can be sort out.
We may look old and wise to the outside world, but to me and you, we are still in junior school. We know each other's hearts. We know each other as we always were. And we will remain same for each other. It was nice growing up with someone like you - someone to lean on, someone to count on...someone to tell on).
P.S :- few good things coz its your birthday and I decided to dedicate my one blog to you, don’t think I start loving you I still hate you.
P.P.S:- don’t expect any gift from me, this is the only gift for you an Entire BLOG. Read it twice or thrice or whole day, of if you want frame it, your choice.
